You know, I'm not so sure about these people. They seem awfully confused, especially when it comes to getting my name right! Here are some of the names they call me:
1. Spats: I guess this has something to do with my lovely paw coloration?
2. Snidely Whiplash: do I really have a mustache like his?
3. Pickles: you got me on this one. This is a favorite of Deer's
4. Squigglebutt: I can't help it...I get excited and the butt moves that way.
5. Wack-a-mo: When I play, I play hard...so sue me!
In other news, I've learned that The Other Beastie (aka Brother Man) has escaped his protective lair and has changed locations to someplace called Seattle. I am currently plotting to break out of this joint and track him down. I may seem all sweet and silly, but there's a villain underneath all this fur. Hmmmm....perhaps Snidely Whiplash is a good name for me? I'll add it to my list of aliases as I plot my next move...